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If life was a competition...
20%
18 deviants said
I'd be on the sidelines doing nothing.
16%
15 deviants said
I'm playing defense.
15%
14 deviants said
I'd be getting my ass kicked right now.
14%
13 deviants said
I'm playing offense.
13%
12 deviants said
I'd be a winner!
12%
11 deviants said
I'm working towards the "Super Bowl" and I'm gonna win!
5%
5 deviants said
I'm about to retire from the game.
3%
3 deviants said
I'd be a loser!
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dressONbackward-
5 days 2 hours ago
i can't wait until retirement. i mean, i haven't worked in two years, but some social security checks would be nice.
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WadeFurlong
5 days 2 hours ago
I haven't lost yet, and it's ahead, but I'm '
laying defense'.
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BLOOP~
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The Gypsy Queen Extraordinaire
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davincipoppalag
5 days 39 minutes ago
I lost my fucking ticket stub and they wouldnt let me back in when I went out for a smoke....
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Fiddle dee dee tomorrow is another day!
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frquency27
4 days 21 hours ago
There's too many cheats in this particular competition, it's not a fair game. :'(
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Cloxboy
4 days 21 hours ago
There ya go, engaging the metaphor! That's what I like to see.
And yes, you're absolutely right, at least relatively speaking. Then again, some might say the 'win' comes from within... so think about that.. or not, either way, good point you made.
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Cloxboy's website:
[link]
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sketchodie
4 days 17 hours ago
I am facing an uphill battle.
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...and now, it all begins with me....
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AmyTheFreak
4 days 17 hours ago
I'm taking a breather on the side, because I'm fucking sick right now.
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Tonight... you...
RIP Mr. Ledger
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RaptorFarmer
4 days 13 hours ago
It's a game of chance. "You gotta play with the cards you were dealt with."
I'm doin' pretty good so far.
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...lol, I'm just pulling your leg.
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Poll History
Nov 2, 2009
If life was a competition...
Oct 28, 2009
Big Trouble in Little China quotes, which one ya liking right now?
Oct 21, 2009
How long do you think it will take for all forms of Christian scripture/theology (biblical and otherwise), to be regarded as complete mythology by the whole of humanity? (True mythology like Greek gods: Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, etc.)
Oct 20, 2009
What's the best part about being a vampire?
Oct 17, 2009
Which of these accents do you think is the sexiest? Optional: Leave your favorite in a comment if it's not on the list)
Oct 16, 2009
Which is the most important to you? (I'm so juvenile)
Oct 15, 2009
BEST! Which best describes why you're with your current spouse/partner? Base this on your last relationship if you're single.
Oct 12, 2009
Have you ever killed an animal or insect before?
Oct 10, 2009
Please Choose A
Oct 9, 2009
Which do you like doing the least when you're drunk and/or high?
Oct 7, 2009
No apples and no apples make Cloxboy something something...
Oct 5, 2009
Which of these Timothy Leary quotes do you like the most?
Oct 3, 2009
Which do you fear the most? ("but I fear nothing!" zen turn avound und valk avay)
Oct 2, 2009
Are you a heterophobe? [Heterophobia is a term used to describe irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against heterosexuals..]
Oct 1, 2009
Which is the worst atheist stereotype? Optional: Which do you think is the worst? (may not be on the list)
Sep 30, 2009
Lamest zombie pick-up lines... (collected from the internet)
Sep 29, 2009
If you had to have sex with one, which would it be? (they can be either sex)
Sep 28, 2009
Best part of Halloween?
Sep 24, 2009
What will this poll look like?
Sep 23, 2009
Which is the weirdest thing you've had sex with? (by sex I mean you've either penetrated it or it penetrated you until you orgasmed)
Sep 21, 2009
When you look at yourself in the mirror, you see...
Sep 17, 2009
Which is the worst Halloween (Trick-or-Treat) candy/treat from this list? Optional: What's the worst Halloween candy you've gotten?
Sep 14, 2009
Do you watch MTV? Optional: What's your opinion of MTV?
Sep 11, 2009
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar....
Sep 6, 2009
Do you believe that humans have free will? In accordance with this definition: The power of making free choices that are unconstrained by external circumstances or by an agency such as fate or divine will.
Sep 1, 2009
Does your shit stink?
Aug 28, 2009
Tool: Which lyrics suit you right now?
Aug 27, 2009
If you could give up one or the other, which would it be? Why? (your orifices would remain)
Aug 25, 2009
ONE MORE THING: For those of you who watched the following video, please answer this poll, and please state whether you're a theist, atheist or other in a comment:
[link]
Aug 22, 2009
Most of my friends and family are...
Aug 18, 2009
THE MOST: Which of these makes a woman a REAL WOMAN?
Aug 10, 2009
Which is better?
Jul 5, 2009
Would you like it if I started doing requests and fan art? (only on this account)
Jun 17, 2009
Do you believe extraterrestrial beings are living among us? (on Earth with us)
May 18, 2009
Generally, the Earth is in the shape of a...
May 14, 2009
Generally, do you believe in the theory of evolution?
May 12, 2009
Which fits you best right now?
May 11, 2009
Are you the shit?
May 8, 2009
I think Rush Limbaugh...
May 7, 2009
Butt: What do you call it?
May 4, 2009
Toilet seats: Guys have to put it up, girls have to put it down, it's an equal partnership. Do you agree?
May 2, 2009
Where do you plant your flag?
Apr 29, 2009
Which part of the Republican platform do you disagree with the most? (esttay)
Apr 28, 2009
If you had to eat one of these, which would it be?
Apr 27, 2009
Are you currently in love with someone? (besides immediate family, not including your spouse)
Apr 23, 2009
Best Bale line... (cause it's fucking funny)
Apr 22, 2009
I am...
Apr 21, 2009
For Richard D. James fans, which is your favorite piece by him?
Apr 20, 2009
Are you a father or mother?
Apr 19, 2009
Which artist-ego best fits you?
Apr 17, 2009
If Texas seceded from the US...
Apr 16, 2009
Do you like jello with pieces of fruit in it?
Apr 15, 2009
Cannabilisim, would you try it?
Apr 13, 2009
Do you hate anyone?
Apr 12, 2009
Do you detest, or feel hostility or animosity towards anyone?
Apr 9, 2009
Are you insane?
Apr 7, 2009
Are people born with artistic skills?
Apr 3, 2009
When did you last consume an alcoholic beverage? Optional: How much did you drink?
Apr 1, 2009
What's your current education level? (finished = completed, graduated)
Mar 31, 2009
My life is...
Mar 29, 2009
What grade would you give Obama thus far as president?
Mar 27, 2009
Do you believe the following is true: "If you're young and a republican you have no heart. If you're old and a democrat you have no brain."
Mar 25, 2009
Why did you break up with your last ex? (or why did they break up with you?)
Mar 20, 2009
Which of these energy drinks is the best? (I just listed the ones I've tried, you're welcome to list others)
Mar 13, 2009
Which best finishes this sentence for you? The US Republican Party is...
Feb 27, 2009
Which of these would you like to try the most before you die?
Feb 10, 2009
Warning: This poll is really immature. Which is the best way to impress a girl?
Feb 7, 2009
Answer one of the following questions (or all of them if you like):
Feb 4, 2009
Topical poll: Did Christian Bale go too far on T4 set? Check it out:
[link]
Feb 2, 2009
Which is the darkest, hardest metal band you listen to?
Jan 29, 2009
How old are you? You're welcome to leave your exact age via a comment.
Jan 27, 2009
Which is the most important to our current society? Past polls:
[link]
Jan 26, 2009
Which of these would you like to try? Past polls:
[link]
Jan 24, 2009
Which continent are you from? Which country? Past polls:
[link]
Jan 23, 2009
I've got a fever and the only cure is... (Past polls:
[link]
)
Jan 22, 2009
On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate George W. Bush as a president? Past polls:
[link]
Jan 21, 2009
In general, which of these politcal commentators/pundits sucks the most?
Jan 20, 2009
If you had to give up one of the following for the rest of your life, which would it be? Why?
Jan 19, 2009
It stinks sooo good! What do you enjoy the smell of that is typically said to stink?
Jan 18, 2009
If a new color of human were to emerge, which color would you prefer they be? (physically, they can look like all races)
Jan 17, 2009
What is love as it relates to lovers, spouses, partners?
Jan 16, 2009
Which would be the worst thing to hear your 16 year old child say? Some of these apply to both sexes, others don't. This is a hypothetical question but let's already assume you love your kids unconditionally, that been said, explain your choice.
Jan 15, 2009
Which of these is the most realistic to you? In other words, which do you think is most likely to actually exist as we know it. After you make your selection, list these in order of most likely to exist to least likely to exist, via comment. Example: H, L
Dec 29, 2008
Which is better? (please humor my curiosity)
Dec 29, 2008
What are you going to do on New Year's Eve?
Dec 28, 2008
Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? (obviously, this applies to those who celebrate Christmas and got presents this year)
Dec 26, 2008
Women only: How many items (besides clothing) do you own that are pink in color? (just guess)
Dec 26, 2008
Men only: How many items (besides clothing) do you own that are pink in color? (just guess)
Dec 24, 2008
Women only: Generally, do you like the color pink?
Dec 24, 2008
Men only: Generally, do you like the color pink?
Dec 23, 2008
What do YOU usually associate with the color pink?
Dec 22, 2008
If you could experience one of the following special abilities for a limited amount of time, which would it be?
Dec 20, 2008
Which of these song lyrics do you best identify with?
Dec 18, 2008
Which one of these movie quotes do you best identify with?
Dec 17, 2008
If there is/was a god, which one would you prefer to exist? (I realize some of these choices are talking about the same god and yes, I know most of you don't believe in god(s), it's a hypothetical question)
Dec 16, 2008
Which film version of A Christmas Carol is your favorite? (of the choices listed)
Dec 15, 2008
Which secret would be the hardest to find out about your closest loved one? Bringing infidelity to the next level.
Dec 14, 2008
In the negative context, but not necessarily in literal terms, which do you bend over for the most? (it's a bit redundant and they're all possible forms of authority but answer if you please)
Dec 13, 2008
You're stranded on a deserted island and you can only have one of the following items, which do you choose? (you some how have the electronics to use these items, life-time use)
Dec 12, 2008
Which of these do you take your most 'liberal' position? Why? (by liberal I mean 'in general' but also politically, if you fit the bill)
Dec 11, 2008
Should death matches be legal? Basically, imagine a UFC match but people can choose to 'fight to the death'. Small weapons optional. These matches would be available on PayPerView.
Dec 10, 2008
I am Jack's..
Dec 9, 2008
And last but certainly not least, what do you prefer to call it? ()
Dec 8, 2008
What do you prefer to call it? 8 ==== D
Dec 8, 2008
What do you prefer to call them? ( o ) ( o )
Dec 7, 2008
You're on live television, everyone you know is watching you, as well millions of others. Which event would be the most humiliating to happen to you at that time? (mind you, whichever event happens, it's CLEAR to the audience what it is, you can't hide)
Dec 5, 2008
Have you ever been addicted or obsessed with something? Pick your worst addiction but list others if you've got them.
Dec 4, 2008
For those who eat them, which is your favorite candy bar? (Mind you, we're talking BARS of candy, not cookies, cups or pieces)
Dec 3, 2008
For those who drink soda, which is your favorite? (the choices include their diet and other varieties)
Dec 2, 2008
If you could remain the same age for the rest of your life, which would it be? Small condition: You will die when you turn 75 years old. (I'm NOT asking if you would or should, just if you could)
Dec 1, 2008
Where do you find Satan's message revealed most? Do you heed his message?
Nov 27, 2008
Which t-shirt color do you think looks best with the "Eastwooden" design? Based on American Apparel colors(click the links)
Nov 26, 2008
Which of the following has done the most damage to the human race? Why?
Nov 25, 2008
Generally, how are you feeling these days? Why?
Nov 24, 2008
When you make artwork, which of the following matters most to you? (don't worry about what the text books say, just answer which matters most to you)
Nov 22, 2008
Which Bruce Lee film is your favorite?
Nov 20, 2008
Which of these is the most important in your life?
Nov 19, 2008
Which do you enjoy reading the most while on the crapper/toilet/shitter? Mind you, this just covers reading. You're welcome to give specific examples of your choice via comment.
Nov 18, 2008
Which of these high school cliques would you say you best fit into now? (just for fun)
Nov 17, 2008
People tend to do things they wouldn't do in front of others when they're alone, yanno, "alone time" or "me time", etc. Which of these things do you do the most when you're alone?
Nov 16, 2008
In general, which of these foods is your favorite?
Nov 16, 2008
This poll is wicked....
Nov 15, 2008
There is no...
Nov 13, 2008
Which of these "unique" words if your favorite? Why? (these are not the dirty 7, hence there are only 6)
Nov 12, 2008
Which of these Barbarian nations/groups is your favorite?
Nov 11, 2008
Which of these comedians is the best? (yes, they're my favorites and they're all great in their own right)
Nov 10, 2008
Which of the following body types do -you- find the most attractive in a potential partner?
Nov 9, 2008
Which is the biggest turnoff for you when getting intimate with someone? (can cover making out or sex or anything in between)
Nov 8, 2008
WARNING! If sexually explicit language/discussion offends you, stop reading NOW. Which of the following sexual acts have you done? (giving and/or receiving)
Nov 7, 2008
Indecent Proposal: Would you have sex for money? Conditions: Your one time "customer" is fairly normal, attractive and it's only a one night deal.
Nov 7, 2008
Best NHL player so far? This is not a quiz, I just want your opinion (not including goalies but you're welcome to list your fav., mine is Patrick Roy)
Nov 6, 2008
Best Saturday Night Live (SNL) cast member? (considering only their work on the show)
Nov 5, 2008
Would you vote for an atheist presidential candidate?
Nov 4, 2008
Would you vote for a gay presidential candidate?
Nov 3, 2008
How many people do you truly trust? (the first of many personal polls I recently thought of)
Nov 1, 2008
And at that moment I thought...
Oct 28, 2008
When I wake up in the morning...
Oct 25, 2008
deviantART considers the following list of content to be "pornographic". Which of these (if any) do you consider to be pornographic content? Why?
Oct 24, 2008
Can pornography be art?
Oct 22, 2008
What is pornography? This is the first of a series of related questions, so please be honest. Thank you.
Oct 16, 2008
2008 Presidential Election: Who are you voting for?
Oct 13, 2008
If you could transform into one of the options below for Halloween, which would you choose? (not a costume, not the mortal version, the real thing, for one night only)
Oct 11, 2008
A car is about to run over and kill your partner/spouse, would you save their life if it meant your death?
Oct 9, 2008
Which of these smells the best?
Oct 8, 2008
Which is your favorite Dracula film?
Oct 4, 2008
Which of these Universal Studios Monsters is your favorite?
Oct 3, 2008
Have you ever done anything illegal? If yes, describe the last time you broke the law.
Oct 1, 2008
For fans of The Cure, which is your favorite song by them?
Sep 29, 2008
Who would make the worst roommate? (I've lived with almost all of them)
Sep 28, 2008
Which came first?
Sep 25, 2008
Do you own a cell phone?
Sep 22, 2008
Does science have anything to do with truth?
Sep 21, 2008
Have you ever been put in jail and/or prison? (for breaking the law, not as part of a prison tour)
Sep 20, 2008
Premarital sex, is it ok? Just humor me, you might be surprised. Applies to civil unions too.
Sep 19, 2008
Marijuana, pot, weed, bud, what have you, should it be legal?
Sep 16, 2008
Which are you? Optional: Explain your choice. Yummmmmmaaayyyy..
Sep 15, 2008
When it comes to abortion, I am...
Sep 12, 2008
Do you support the death penalty?
Sep 10, 2008
You get to swim in an olympic-sized swimming pool, filled with your choice of filling from the list below:
Aug 24, 2008
Which of my favorite artists do you like most? (Narcissistic much?) (If you don't know some of them, please check them out before you vote)
Aug 21, 2008
Which out of these 10 of Raymond Cattell's 16 Personality Factors is most important to you in a potential partner? (defined by low and high ranges)
Aug 19, 2008
When seeking a potential partner/mate/spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend, what matters most? (out of the choices below only)
Aug 17, 2008
PART 2: To those of you physically/sexually attracted to men, which matters most to you? (I tried to make this one more specific)
Aug 17, 2008
PART 1: To those of you physically/sexually attracted to women, which matters most to you? (Part 2 will cover male attraction)
Aug 11, 2008
Which best fits you? (US Poll)
Aug 8, 2008
Which are you?
Aug 7, 2008
How often do you masturbate? (your vote is anonymous so there's no reason to be dishonest)
Aug 6, 2008
How often do you use illegal drugs?
Aug 5, 2008
Which do you least like seeing advertisements of? (as seen and heard on TV, radio, magazines, billboards, etc.)
Jul 31, 2008
Do you think race/racial labels are a valid classification for humans?
Jul 29, 2008
Which best fits you?
Jul 28, 2008
Why did you answer this poll?
Jul 21, 2008
Which best describes your sexual orientation?
Jul 21, 2008
Which browser is better? (just between these 2)
Jan 11, 2008
Who are you going to vote for President in 2008? Why?
Oct 8, 2007
What is your favorite Halloween film? (it can be horror or just Halloween themed)
Oct 8, 2006
Which Gremlins/Star Wars T-shirt idea do you like the most? You're welcome to explain your selection below.
Aug 10, 2004
Who is your favorite punk band?
Jul 14, 2004
Which of these liquors is your favorite?
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BLOOP~
The Gypsy Queen Extraordinaire
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Fiddle dee dee tomorrow is another day!
And yes, you're absolutely right, at least relatively speaking. Then again, some might say the 'win' comes from within... so think about that.. or not, either way, good point you made.
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Cloxboy's website: [link]
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...and now, it all begins with me....
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Tonight... you...
RIP Mr. Ledger
I'm doin' pretty good so far.
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...lol, I'm just pulling your leg.
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