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ShamWow vs Cannibal Hooker

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 27, 2009, 6:04 PM

Just because it's sooo silly...

Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi/Offer got in a fight with a hooker last month. Apparently she bit his tongue and beat the shit out of him, as seen below. These mugshots just came out.

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Some details from the police report:

* Shlomi/Offer meets Sasha Harris (hooker) in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.

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*DeeRose Mar 27, 2009, 6:10:24 PM

Omg, wow!

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*Cloxboy Mar 27, 2009, 6:13:24 PM

I know.

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*DeeRose Mar 27, 2009, 6:24:02 PM

If the hooker wasn't involved, I'd think his face was always fucked up like that, lol.

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~dressONbackward- Mar 27, 2009, 6:29:35 PM

holycow shamwow guy.

*Cloxboy Mar 27, 2009, 6:39:25 PM

"Are you getting this camera guy?"

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*Cloxboy Mar 27, 2009, 6:54:55 PM

Apparently, Vince suffers from some sort of facial spasm. Makes him squint a lot.

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*DeeRose Mar 27, 2009, 7:11:35 PM

Interesting. Despite that fact, he's still kinda creepy.

I think they choose 'interesting' people for commercials so you remember them a lot better and remember the product.
"Remember that weird lookin' dude on that commercial?"
"That ShamWow commercial?"
"Yeah him!"

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*Cloxboy Mar 27, 2009, 7:28:01 PM

That's true for the most part but in this case, the fact Vince is a little creepy and "weird lookin'" is just a coincidence because Vince actually owns and created the "Shamwow Empire" i.e. he's pimping his own product. Although, maybe he's all too aware of his "unique appearance" and over-energetic mannerisms, and knew it would help sell the product. oO

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*DeeRose Mar 27, 2009, 7:38:06 PM

Well, that's like women using their sex appeal to get what they want. So he probably is aware, lol.

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