I think the worst title for a piece of art is
'Art'. That's like Toyota coming out with a new car and calling it a 'Car' or 'The Car'.
Dimmy "You heard about Toyota's new 'Car'?"
Dobby "No, what's it called?"
Dimmy "Car."
Dobby "I know it's a car but what's it called?"
Dimmy "The car is called Car."
Dobby "Are you high? I know it's a car, we've established that. But what is the car model name?"
Dimmy "The car's model name is Car."
Dobby "Goddamn it, man! I know it's a car but what kind of car? For example, a Ford Escort's model name is Escort."
Dimmy "Again, the model name is Car! As in, the new Car by Toyota. Get it?"
Dobby "Fuck you, man. The car is called car, which is a car? WHATEVER!! I'm done with this bullshit!"
Dimmy "Fine, I don't wanna hang around your stupid ass anyway!"
Dobby :::rubs his vagina:::
His vagina? Oh boy, that's just... Well, that's just crazy.